金·凯瑞今天在自己网站上贴出自拍video,向女星艾玛·斯通表白!

女星Emma Stone,今年23岁

女星Emma Stone,今年23岁

“你真的美到家了……聪明又善良,要是我再年轻点我肯定把你娶回家!”49岁的“变相怪杰” 金凯瑞 Jim Carrey 贴出自拍视频,向23岁得年轻女星 艾玛斯通 (《绯闻计划》《新蜘蛛侠》女主)求爱! 视频里的金·凯瑞表情非常严肃认真,应该不是故意炒作和恶搞,深情程度绝不亚于《美丽心灵的永恒阳光》里的“痴情男”。

原文如下:

Emma, I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled faced kids. We’d laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire. And the sex?

Everyday for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little grey in my beard, and it takes me a little longer to pee than it used to. Those are the only discernable signs of aging that I can find so far. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. You’re pretty special, and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, but most of all, I wish you love and contentment. That’s all.

“我就是想让你知道,你真的是美到家了,已经不仅仅是漂亮,而是,你知道,又聪明又善良。要是我再年轻一点儿我肯定把你娶回家,我们会生一堆胖胖的有可爱雀斑的小孩子,每天都很开心,全家可以去露营或者玩儿快艇骰子游戏,还可以围着炉火讲鬼故事。至于我们之间的性生活呢……”金凯瑞停顿了一下,仿佛自己给自己打了个问号。

他接着说:“在以后的日子里,你每天都应该想着如果我们的年龄相当该有多好,可惜不是。我已经49岁了,脸上也有了皱纹,有时候会发现几根胡子都变灰了,现在上厕所方便的时候也没有以前那么利索了。我现在只能想到这么多我年龄变大的征兆。总之,我只想让你知道我的感觉。你真的是太特别了,我希望你事业顺利成功,但是最重要的是,我祝愿你美满如意。就这样了。”在视频结尾处,金凯瑞的下巴都在颤抖,像是努力控制住自己的眼泪,并说了句无声的“I love you. I do.”

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